Criteria

slightly deranged

The criteria weren’t broad enough for him to be included.

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Wary Mary

wary mary

Wary Mary

Quite contrary

How does your dating go?

With not much luck

Keep gettin’ stood up

It’s just a load of woe.

One Less

 

one idiot less

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She’s an old fashioned disciplinarian who can’t be doing with mouthy gits.

 

Soft Spot

 

beer

 

I often seen him down The Dog & Duck where he’s wont to cheat at darts and neck back unattended pints of beer. I  walk back home with him time to time as we live in the same part of town though I’ve never invited him in for a coffee. I’ve a soft spot for him but I don’t want fleas in my flat.

 

Nice Shot

dog in a jumper

 

 

 

Spring’s in the air and he feels like a pup again; he’s loosened his collar an extra notch, pissed on a few posts more on his morning walk and flicked a flea onto the neighbour’s whining cat. Nice shot.

Soon Be Over

Bloke In A Green Jacket

 

Marvin‘s Christmas present to himself is to boycott Christmas.

Ahhhh the peace.

Mmm…Except for the neighbour’s illuminated Santa hanging from the drain pipe and flashing Christmas lights keeping him awake.

Oh well. Soon be over.

Zombies All

Be grateful you can’t hear what this lass is saying. Burn your ears it would and scorch your hair too.

She’s forthright alright especially when contentious matters are at hand, ones brushed under the carpet or hidden behind CCTV-eyed compounds.

Meat eating, Monsanto, consumerism, air transport, drone wars, vivisection, genetic modification, the arms trade. Ow! My ears are red as rashers and I’ve only been stood next to her for five minutes!

Yes, luv, I do get your drift, if it’s not an environmental disaster that’ll see us all off then its Extra Terrestrials or the Illuminati plotting. Failing that a global-tribal genocide or nuclear incident.

And in the meantime we’re gonna become genetically modified clones spending our lives micro-chipped and controlled by some Big Brother consortium of billionaire shareholders.

Zombies all, that’s what she says we are.

Be warned!